February 2nd, 2011 
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Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard – you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid…… Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack – add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties – and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either but lucky for you – the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.
In any case, being in porno subjects me to a lot of sextards – like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb butt wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porno superstar with his massive 5? white-boy boner. Sure, many of the coeds are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my jumbo cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen muff, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!
Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. girl, wash your cunt before a fucking unclad photo shoot, SEXTARD!
And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck – stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!
I could go on, but you get the picture.
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